Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.

Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.

by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013

sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.

Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.

by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013

bacon toast

a piece of toast usually enjoyed with lots of bacon.

Bob: you want some bacon toast

Fred: What's that?

Bob: its a piece of toast with bacon

by Da-Devil March 5, 2014

Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014