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Smashmatic 

Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing

Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S
"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"
Smashmatic by The Skurge March 13, 2010
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smashtown 

smashtown: derived from smash meaning having sexual intercourse with someone or something
hey bro did you take her to smashtown
yeah dude i took her to smashtown

pack your bags were goin to smashtown

smashtown usa bitch

smashterd 

the point inebriation that is so great that you become a mix of smashed and plastered. to become smashterd is a dark and messy path but will be alright theres a high probability of memory loss.
you: brett what happened last night?
brett: dude you were so smashterd last night you drank a whole bottle of jack.
you: AWESOME i cant remember anything!
smashterd by wadefizzle May 30, 2010

smashammered 

When you are at the point of intoxication far beyond smashed or hammered.
Man 1: Dude, how was the party last night?

Man 2:I can't remember, I was smashammered last night...

Man 1: I'll just assume it was good.
smashammered by Spencestar March 17, 2011

smashing the wifey 

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
smashing the wifey by martymar April 16, 2011
describing something super nasty
that malted milkshake was smashty
smashty by joepami52 May 1, 2011

Smashing-reef 

Smoking weed
Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"