by Kyle and Chad September 10, 2020
Get the City Slammer mug.A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
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Adrienne, Tamara, Sandy, and Tammy all got slammed by Russ...thus completing the Wentzville Slammer.
by Churner69 February 11, 2021
Get the Wentzville Slammer mug.1) A sexual move when a man makes a woman give him a hand job while he’s standing over a urinal in a public setting
I heard they were at the football game and she gave him a Syrian Slammer. She’s no doubt done that with hundreds of dudes.
by Clubhouseforumsarealegitwaste March 7, 2021
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Get the Diarrhea Slammer mug.When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
by Chili67 May 21, 2021
Get the Alabama Slammer mug."No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
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"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel
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"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel
by cobie_ June 10, 2021
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