Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 19, 2024

Retard Ham

A fat mentally disabled person

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham

by Fast521 March 01, 2023

Retarded Eagle

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle

by [HOON] April 08, 2020

sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 07, 2020

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 07, 2020

Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

retarded red neck

emma lewis...

“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣

by mr.sean m August 30, 2019