Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Post-Hot

Being so ugly you are hot. Ascending past your looks with tattoos, piercings and a good style.

"Pete Davidson looks like a fish, but it's kind of a turn on."
"Yeah Pete Davidson is definitely post-hot."

by Maxwellsfargoe December 4, 2022

post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.

Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!

by Kooyle December 7, 2022

Post Avatar Depression

Depression after ripping energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l|

Claire Elise Boucher ripped energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l| and is going through a post avatar depression and realizing that there a large lawsuit fine.

by @PaparazziAreRight December 14, 2022

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022