Cunt punch

When someone’s a push over and a mood kill

He/she is such a cunt punch

by Big Aussie cunt December 30, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.

"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."

by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019

Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that

by 454331 May 9, 2019

Three Punch Man

Basically, One Punch Man and Two Punch Man, except he's 1/3 of the strength of One Punch Man and can kill anything in 3 hits. Ps. Two Punch Man has half the power of One Punch Man. He's just a weaker version.

Three Punch Man is basically one punch man and 2 punch man but weaker.

by TheAngryNerd May 15, 2019

Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.

Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.

by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019

Punch-Run

When your playing JoJo Blox and you punch a thug and run away.

Yo Tony, i totally Punch-runned a thug yesterday.

by fuckhead227 September 28, 2019