bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."

by little blake2 June 5, 2017

Bone the chones

When a tranny walks around with a fat ass boner in their tranny chones

"I love going to Walmart and seeing all the trannies with the bone the chones"

by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

Beggie Bone

A vegetable based bone; the phrase can be used in any context for any reason.

Hey, do you know the answer to number 5?

No, but do you know of THE beggie bone??

by baags August 2, 2021

bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.

Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.

by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022

Boomerang Bone

When one's penis curves abruptly during arousle, either to the left or right forming a ninty degree angle.

Dude, I went to geometry class today. the teacher showed us his Boomerang Bone!

by Piginablanket July 9, 2010

T-Bone

The slayer of rapists in prison. If some guy is getting punked T-Bone will come in and save the day. T-Bones always have good hearts. In order for a man to be considered a T-Bone, he must be morbidly obese.

Person 1: Nigga, them dudes was on me bruh then T-Bone came and beat their ass.

Person 2: You was being raped? Nah nigga you gay

by Nihcka January 25, 2018