say it to my face

When you catch someone talking about you behind your back.

Michelle: Damn, Jade is a bitch frfr
Jade: *turns around* Say it again, and say it to my face!

Sam: Don't you just fucking hate Rachel?
Talia: Hey, she's my friend! If you have anything to say to her, say it to her face!... bitch

by Geekinwiththing1 April 14, 2014

f'shizzle my n'izzle

A bastardised version of "Fo' sho' nigga", which is a bastardised version of "for sure my nigga", which is a bastardized version of "I completely concur my african-american brother"

Is that your hoe? Nigga she fly.
F'shizzle my n'izzle

by Franklin Grimes January 25, 2006

Smh My Head

Created by the instagram meme gods smh my head is when smh doesn't suffice to the amount of head shaking required to be disappointed in something.

Bitches don't even pray to god anymore, they just pray to Cardi B, smh my head

by SenseiCheekClapper January 9, 2018

Fuck My Life

When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............

Person 1: We have school tomorrow

me: fuck my life.

by bloutnik February 12, 2017

for shizzle my nizzle

Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole-heartedly my African American brother"

yo want to get high?

for shizzle my nizzle?

by niggawhat120 January 22, 2005

Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

by Holden5986 December 18, 2012

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010