ur mom gay 

The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.

Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.

You: Ur mom gay

Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*

ur mom gay by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

Soccer mom

A middle aged woman with a child the woman has to have everything perfect and goes crazy if someone comes at her child

Stop being a soccer mom

Soccer mom by Annaleighrr123 December 20, 2018

Bear Mom 

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

Bear Mom by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019

ur mom gay lol 

Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth

guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)

ur mom gay lol by DATH DOR January 28, 2019

Your mom 

The person I banged last night

I banged your mom

Your mom by Simon Smith February 17, 2019

marblehead mom 

A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.

-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom] in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.

marblehead mom by Diane White April 10, 2019

Your mom 

Your mom

"your ugly"
"your mom"

Your mom by sdcfvgbh May 29, 2019