dumb law

Outdated laws that seem silly, but are still rules and regulations in the United States.

A dumb law in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

dumb law by Loretta621 March 12, 2012

Chris' Law 

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

Chris' Law by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

Alkaias Law 

The point at which Reductio ad absurdum reaches a point in which the argument at hand has lost all credibility

If two people are trying to make a soft drink, and one can't, but the other bottles AIDS, clearly the lack of soft drink is better than a bottle of AIDS. - Alkaias Law in effect

Alkaias Law by Zack Vedrina August 20, 2012

Luis' Law 

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.

Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"

Luis' Law by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012

First Law of reddit 

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

First Law of reddit by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

Thomas' Law 

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.

Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"

Thomas' Law by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014

Brosis Law 

The Brosis Law is like the bro code or the girl code. Although the Brosis Law is between a girl and a boy (bro sis). It includes keeping secrets, being the wingman/woman, and helping out in many situations. If someone dishonors the Brosis Law then they have been cursed to being alone for the rest of his/her life.

Nick: You can tell me who you like. I swear to never tell anybody on The Brosis Law.

Meghan: Wow. If you swear on that you can never go back. I guess I can tell you then.

Brosis Law by wildgurl28 March 7, 2015