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Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
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the happy camper

Let's have fun when we go camping, we'll be the happiest campers there...

The happy camper stands for THC!
by xhiei September 16, 2010
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happiness

sarah, nick, spongebob, jonny, addison rae, disney +
happiness has 9 words but mine has 4 .
by yo ma house September 18, 2021
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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 1, 2023
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happiness

who know
what the hell is Happiness
by 54tasha January 21, 2023
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Happiness

Happiness is a feeling humans dont feel because there is no reason to anymore.
Sam: I'm so happy. I love happiness

Timmy: no you arent that's not a think
Sam: k
by Blu_Bear March 24, 2019
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Be Happy

Yeah, she writes a book fucking 7 years after the fact about I have already. What a fucking hack. Another Jordan Peterson sycophant trying to co-opt the mental health industry.
Hym "Yeah, be happy that the mental breakdown having, pilled addicted, charlatan projecting his anxiety about his slut daughter getting folded like a pretzel, HIS fucking pill addiction, and spite for me onto the rest of you fucking idiots and then molding the mental health industry. Lysenkoism round 2. Pretty sound you'll all be unable to point a camera in our face without blubbering about the fact that you're not as (in his own words) brilliant as I am."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2024
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