Skip to main content

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.
"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."
by sigmeow April 3, 2024
mugGet the absolute bananasmug.

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos
Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.
by BoredDad May 14, 2022
mugGet the Poo-poo in your bananasmug.

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

You can always hear when it's a banana you are talking with, you just have to say "We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are banana nation" and if they say it with you, you know it's a banana
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?

Guy 1: *kills himself*

Guy 2: Banana.
by Psycho banana🍌 February 18, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans
my milkshake gave him a melted banana
by naomi March 25, 2005
mugGet the melted bananamug.

Banana

Random guy on UD:a banana is afruit dumbass

Me:….. it’s a berry
by Piepiepiepiepiecake January 23, 2022
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

A curved shaped object you can stick up your ass or eat
by OtIs0919 March 18, 2021
mugGet the bananamug.

Kris Get The Banana

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"
by 7568ino January 1, 2024
mugGet the Kris Get The Bananamug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email