half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021

double-half-uncle

1- Half-brother of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-uncle is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019

jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

by hdawg028 January 4, 2010

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

bitch in a half

when calling someone a "bitch" just isn't good enough,
fractions speak louder than words....

That teacher was a real bitch in a half today

(someone snaps at you for no apparent reason)
response: Well your a real bitch in a half today huh?

by sleep on the job December 13, 2010