Wingeye

Wingeye is someone who likes kissing their boss at a bar

Holy fuck this guy is a Wingeye, I seen him at the bar kissing his boss

by I’m Mike Nolan June 23, 2025

Wingery

The art of milking an injury — physical or emotional — for sympathy, without taking any real steps to heal, move on, or grow up.

A fusion of “whinging” and “injury.” First coined in 2025 by someone who’d had enough.

"It’s not a torn ACL, it’s just emotional wingery."

"He’s still wingering about that trail fall from 2022."

"Classic wingery — her Instagram bio says 'injured runner' three years later."

by Coco Coconut July 11, 2025

Wingery

The art of milking an injury — physical or emotional — for sympathy, without taking any real steps to heal, move on, or grow up.

A fusion of “whinging” and “injury.” First coined in 2025 by someone who’d had enough.

"It’s not a torn ACL, it’s just emotional wingery."

"He’s still wingering about that trail fall from 2022."

"Classic wingery — her Instagram bio says 'injured runner' three years later."

by Coco Coconut July 11, 2025

wingenuity

Exceptional brainpower dat allows you to frequently take home first prize.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible wingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality his "amazing" success came merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Wingo'D

When an unfortunate event happens such as your personal property,drugs, money, gets stolen, you can refer it to getting wingo'D because in Oklahoma city there's this piece of shit kid named Keaton last name wingo and because of his nefarious and malicious behavior a okc legend who's name only goes by chris had finally caught the sneaky little shit on camera stealing drugs that weren't his the worst part about it is he knew he was on camera yet he continued to pursue his "i cant deal with reality so I must have drugs by any means necessary to cope with everyday life no matter whom I fuck over"...

Today my girlfriend wingo'D me and got me for everything.

Im sick of getting wingo'D everytime I go to sleep

by Dr. Milburn Seuss Worthers November 24, 2025

Wingaling dingaling

Penis

Person A "Yo why your wingaling dingaling hanging out"
Person B "It was hot today"

by ExtraRadiated November 29, 2025

Wingmom

When a gay son's mom helps him get dates.

While window shopping in a quaint town, my wingmom went back to a cute salesman after he flirted with me to give him my phone number.

by jmomdabomb January 12, 2026