Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.

Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

VAGINA

REMIND YA IM KINDA WET RUN DOWN MA VAGINA WET RUN IT DOWN MA VAGINA REMIND YA

person 1 : OMG I LOVE THIS MUSIC! very holy

person 2 : can i have a vagina too?

a talented VAGINA singer

by P4RKHOE March 18, 2023

glitter vagina

when a woman/man wants to get a divorce right after they got married

ross wants to divorce cam after one day of being married he's such a glitter vagina

by grace_glitter_vagina August 22, 2017

Vagina

Something you will never have virgin

You:i wish i can touch a girls vagina

by Wettysketty March 20, 2022

Vagina Muck

When you get up inside her and yo dick start to sting.

Best be watchin out fo dat vagina muck.

by MACKADELLIC June 20, 2016

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025