He is the "REAL-ONE" !!! He is what you would call the strongest, best, coolest, funniest, best person of the world!
I am David Schoder ---> Niggha, I am the real one!!! I am the one, the one, yes I don't need a gun to get respect uppon the streets!
Being Defined by MK
Being Defined by MK
by Michal K. January 5, 2017
Get the David Schodermug. 1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
by dsl345897 November 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)
Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..
by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
Get the David Beharmug. Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me
Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me
Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!
by anonymous January 11, 2024
Get the Davidmug. The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees
by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023
Get the David de Fraudmug. David Bernadard a professional photographer working at the DMV. Known for his highly skilled eye for image, he has been passionate about photography since he was a child, starting at age 4. He finds ways to capture the beauty of the world through just his camera lens. David Bernadard strives to create images that are both visually striking and emotionally impactful, and the DMV is very lucky to have him.
Aside from photography, David has two children and a happy family. He also enjoys hiking and traveling the world, saying that he believes that his "diverse range of experiences and interests have helped to shape David's unique perspective as a photographer" (Bernadard, 47).
Aside from photography, David has two children and a happy family. He also enjoys hiking and traveling the world, saying that he believes that his "diverse range of experiences and interests have helped to shape David's unique perspective as a photographer" (Bernadard, 47).
by xynoub April 16, 2023
Get the David Bernadardmug.