a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.
by badb111 June 9, 2021
Get the max hartmanmug. He’s a dick and gets you into all kinds of trouble, but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have and always has your back
Man, max got me sent down to the office again, we have detention together though so it should it be fun
by Wuzzie Crunch June 2, 2020
Get the Maxmug. Max is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His personality is one of a kind and he is always there to brighten up your saddest days. He is so caring, sweet and so so kind. You would never want to lose him.
Max is cool
by Waaaaaaaater December 30, 2018
Get the Maxmug. a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it
by thiccthiccdaddy37 May 23, 2022
Get the Maxmug. A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.
by Max whiteman November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.
by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022
Get the Maxmug. To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
Get the max-ditzmug.