Pulling A Jacob

the player in a game of Call of Duty Black Ops Nazi Zombies with the most downs

Ryan, Steven and I were playing Zombies last night and steven was Pulling a Jacob with 35 downs in a single game.

by red ryan February 13, 2011

pull a connor

to film your dad while he performs the sexual act of rubbing his (preferably bald) head all up in a large woman's buttcrack. most often followed by dressing as a horse and cavorting around all nude like, in a very faggish manner. and having buttsex.

Last night i decided to pull a connor and now I'm on my way to the nearest structure tall enough to put an end to my misery.

by the platypus man January 03, 2010

Pulling a Julia

when you think you are going to fart and accidently shit yourself.

I needed to fart, and I ended up Pulling a Julia, it was totally embarassing and I was mortified!

by davesnothereman January 05, 2009

Pulling a Nihar

Posting smoothbrain shit on social media

What the hell were you thinking when you posted that?! Why are you pulling a Nihar?!

by after_dark September 30, 2021

pull a jenny

1. to overcome an extreme challenge or hardship with unbelievable grace and dignity; to do something unbelievably hard

2. to be made-over; dressed up looking significantly more sexy than on a daily basis.

EX1:

tess: how the hell are you gonna deal with finals week?
katie: no clue, but i'm hoping to pull a jenny and ace them all

EX2:

jim: holy hell, is that RACHEL?
ted: damn, she definitely pulled a jenny tonight

by jhy94 January 08, 2012

pull off

1) (sex): to wanka man so that he ejaculates (alternatives: jerk off, jack off)
2) (soccer): to substitute a player, i.e remove him from the game.
Warning: Be very careful not to confuse the two. (See example.)

The new teenage arrival at Man United was discussing terms with his agent, and was impressed. Agent: Look lad, you'll only earn about 30 grand the first year. Kid: 30 grand? brilliant! At Rochdale, I only got a couple of quid a week! Agent: And they'll be starting you off with just a basic Mercedes. Kid: Mercedes? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to get the bus! Agent: And you'll have to accept last pick of the groupies. Kid: Groupies? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to sleep with my sister! Agent: Oh, and for the first few games, Sir Alex may want to pull you off at half time. Kid: Pull me off? Fantastic! At Rochdale, we only got a slice of orange and a cup of tea! ......

by kofi May 14, 2003

pull a drake

the act of asking out and getting rejected by every girl in the school

That guy only went to that school for a year because he decided to pull a drake and they all denied him because he is ugly and creepy.

by jk55 March 21, 2017