Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.

We went rafting and we all got river peter

by littleroger February 3, 2025

Calcium Peter

Calcium peters is when a person with the name of ”Peter”. ”Peters” start to drink lots of milk increasing their overall calcium levels

OR

When a person called with any name EXCEPT ”Peter” or ”Peters” is activly acting like a femboy but denying it

Person 1: ”Have you seen max lately?”
Person 2: ”No I heard that their becoming a Calcium Peters”

by Latte :3 January 28, 2026

the peter parker

the act of male masturbation while hanging from a rope tied to a large anal butt plug

dude last night i tried to do the peter parker and my ass is still sore, its a great workout though

by the shadow that speaks February 22, 2026

Playful Peter

A Playful Peter is a Coach who likes to mess around and have fun with his players. This originated from an Indiana High School Baseball team.

Luke: Coach Manno is such a Playful Peter!
Coach: Go run poles Luke

by CrazyMan1947 March 2, 2026

Mads Peter

An Alter-ego that comes forth with the consumption of Abnormally large quantities of Ethanol.

Holy moly Christian you went full "Mads Peter" yesterday

Fuck did you see Simon yesterday, a real "Mads Peter"

by MadsPeterHimself March 27, 2025

Apple Peeler

Someone who is known for the act of flaying their malus pulima — offensive to those who are against this practice (derogatory)

You're such an Apple Peeler

by biscuit munch April 8, 2025