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PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.
I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.
by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018
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penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.
Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.
by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017
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Penis pilot

A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction
Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested
by Nikola_The_Tesla December 8, 2019
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penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.
You penis dialed me. Again!
by helico December 25, 2019
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Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?
Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.
by terkaniang February 3, 2020
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The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half
“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper
by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020
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Lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"
oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS
by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020
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