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Josh

A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.
Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!
by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022
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Josh

Usually you are attracted to his big ears that have satellites projecting their signal causing no girl to be able to resist Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.
Josh is worth the wait
by Shhh it’s Cole April 7, 2022
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jOSH

a FUCKING FAGGOT MONKEY WHO SITS ON HIS CHAIR 24/7 ALL DAY AND IS A FUCKING LOSER VEGETARIAN CUZ HES A PUSSY BOY AND ALSO He is 5'2 AND has small dick energy. he casually puts his vegetables up his asss as a hobby and during the event of ramadan he casually reads quran and bomb blasts his dads anus with cum.
by chicken slayer 69 April 8, 2022
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Josh

Josh is a person only Jacinta likes, he sucks at life and at rocket league.
by trangle leader April 10, 2022
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josh

OH GOD THEY'RE HERE
josh is a name and a person who is totally ok
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Josh Watts

A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?

Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?

Ben: yes he’s such a stud.

Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
by Josh Watts (yoghurt male) April 10, 2022
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Josh Gwynne

A square headed bozo who you can’t argue with as his small brain simply cannot comprehend what other people say.
by Sam Mcgeagh April 13, 2022
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