girls dick

1. (n) a strap-on dildo.

"What is a dildo?" "It's a girls dick."

by 4bcd3fgh1jk7mn0pqr5tuvwxyz January 4, 2008

dick rot

Any STI or STD that causes visible harm (i.e., sores, warts, blisters) to the genitalia. Though it is named after the slang term for the male reproductive anatomy, dick rot can be applied as a term for an STD/STI carried by a female as well.

John: "Dude, we watched the STD/STI film today in health class. For something that is so gross, it sure does have a clean, tidy name."

Jack: "I know, man. It just didn't make me want to avoid STDs nearly enough. That's why I think of it as dick rot. It just screams, 'This stuff is nasty and is to be avoided.' Way more to the point."

by Harry Manassas October 4, 2011

Dick bicycle

When you riding the dick like a bicycle all night and then you get sore and can't walk properly

In Ariana Grandes song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"

by b0redhoe September 3, 2016

dicking around

generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.

"lets go down to the river and dick around"

Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"

by skillz-t January 11, 2008

Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

by SnakAttack January 5, 2010

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

dick look

to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.

jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.

by viciousk March 11, 2008