When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
Get the Alabama Mating Callmug. gaemer1: lets play online call of duty
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
Get the online call of dutymug. What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
Get the Don't call that trash 'junk'!mug. 
by Aznative August 19, 2021
Get the false callmug. by Noe is a simp May 1, 2020
Get the Simp called noemug. A quote used in Spider-man: Across The Spiderverse quoted by Spider-Man 2099, calling for Layla's attention.
by Zombiecombo1 July 4, 2023
Get the Call For Backupmug.