Garalic Brad

Garalic Brad
Memes

Garalic Brad is bad
SHUT UP!

by person1242346 January 25, 2018

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.

her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

A Brad

A Brad is a hyper-Masculine/Muscular version of a chad, usually on the football team in high school and typically quite popular.

Deric joined the football team, he's such A Brad have you seen how hot he looks in those red shorts?

by Namestypicalmeaning February 18, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021