Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....

Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now

by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019

Turd

ben cretsinger :))

you’re a turd

by mialeblanc October 27, 2019

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks

What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter

by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019

TURD

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET

by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019

turd

turd

you,as in you are a turd

by u ham December 29, 2019