tom holland

my beloved <3

tom holland is my beloved

by tom gf February 3, 2021

tom

FITTEST HOTTIE IN THE WORLD. WILL GUARENTEE MAKE YOUR HEART THROB. TOMS ARE MUSICAL, HANDSOME ROMANTICS, WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE. TOMS APPRECIATE YOU HUGGING THEM LOTS AND GIVUNG THEM LITTLE GIFTS LIKE CHOCLATE OR FLOWERS. TOMS USUALLY PLAY THE DRUMS AND GUITAR. IF THEY ARE A SUMMER BABY, THEY ALSO GO RUNNING AND ARE VERY ACTIVE. THEY HAVE QUITE CURLEY HAIR EVEN IF ITS PERMED OR WHATEVER. THEY HAVE BIG ARMS FPR HUGS AND CAN BE A LITTLE SHY. THEY MAKE THE BEST BOYFRIENDS THEY ALL DESERVE THE UPMOST LOVE AND RESCPPECT BUT SOMETIMES THEY DONT KNOW WHEN TRO STOP BEING SO AFFECTIONATE, AND CAN HAVE A LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR.

TOM IS HOT AF!

by magicmike96 February 4, 2021

Tom Holland

The sexiest man who have ever walked on the earth. He glows like the sun.

If you don’t like Tom Holland, that means that you’re the problem not him.

A: my girlfriend can’t stop talking about Tom Holland. What can I do?
B: there’s nothing you can do.

by Sanne Partridge Holland February 7, 2021

tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

Tom Brady

A tough act to follow for any rising quarterback, absolutely, if another one does make it possible to follow (which isn't guaranteed).

Tom Brady certainly wasn't ready to fade away without the world knowing he has been a tough act to follow, both in his generation and the next.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021

Tom

The time of the month for a girl to know that they aren’t pregnant.

Sorry I was rude my friend Tom came into town today. I’m sorry

by Boom_dig_art February 15, 2021