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Doof brain

When one feels as if they are permanently fried after a session
“Ohhh dude, I have the worst doof brain today
by Wubbalubbadubdub101010 January 5, 2025
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021
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brain

Sponge like tissue that is connected to the nervous system that sends sensations through the body, they're responsible for the 5 senses: taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing.
The way he feels is right if it's one of the senses listed above that's telling his brain.
by YelaSyr August 4, 2020
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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 11, 2022
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pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you
the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you
by bluebear February 17, 2024
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Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.
Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"
by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022
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Juul Brain

When you have way too much nicotine in your system.
Person one: Damn man, Andrew hit 8 juuls at once! Now he has Juul Brain.

Person two: holy shit, he's a god.
by TheCyptidFiend October 26, 2018
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