Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021

Puff muffin

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.

Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

muffin

Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.

"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied

by coochiewomen February 18, 2021

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

Shit muffin

A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass

Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"

by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019

Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

A Humple Muffin

by megan the millionare September 26, 2011

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020