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John Arthur,
this is the type of guy to search up the weird thing he does to check if it's relatable, but nobody does it, he's just weird. John Arthur feels foreign from the other Johns so he feels both unique ina good and bad way. His dick is a little under average, but huge when stroked.
by Dangling Balls April 21, 2020
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John Dooley

Any individual that must use the toilet facilities a countless number of times a day.
Chuck pulled a John Dooley when he had explosive diarrhea from eating excessive amounts of taco bell.
by Mangella May 28, 2011
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John glover

A gay cunt who has a baby dick squeaky voice and most likely has no mum because i mean who would want a kid like that??
by Streaks sausage August 27, 2019
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hoppin' john

Black eyed peas and rice, mixed with ham hocks, or other things. Basically slop for people. Used only by poor whites, and extremely rural blacks. Most likely, the only place you'll hear this word anymore is southern Georgia, or Mississippi or some place like that.

A word most try-hard blacks from the suburbs have no clue what the meaning is, even though they go on and on about how "they luv them sum soul food"
Leroy: Ma'me what you cooking tonight?
Hatty May: I aint nigga. You betta make some hoppin' john from what we had last night. And heat up that Jiffy cornbread!
by mr. waites October 29, 2007
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John Stamos

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"
I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
by Hou Saou March 5, 2014
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john prescott

An embarressment to New Labour because he belives in outdated things like Social justice and speaking plainly.

Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.

Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.
round 1: John '2 jags' Prescott v. Farmer '3 Toyotas, 2 Subarus and 6 tractors' Giles
by melchy May 31, 2004
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maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
by krissy September 29, 2003
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