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douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag
by yoki karioake July 11, 2009
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Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.
"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."
mugGet the Dollar Douchemug.

Douche-T

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
by kh2507 March 10, 2011
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Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!
by EB1234 November 15, 2013
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douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.
Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.
by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015
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Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013
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douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice
sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy
by lukeboi November 29, 2006
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