Douche-T 

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.

-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.

Douche-T by kh2507 March 10, 2011

You can't fix douche 

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

You can't fix douche by kajoe June 16, 2011

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. 

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

Don't be a douche bag! 

A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.

Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!

Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!

Don't be a douche bag! by Pat Manson February 24, 2010

Douche Truck 

n. A pickup truck which is used by its douchebag driver to compensate for his lack of testosterone. Douche trucks differ from normal pickup trucks in that they generally are lifted, with large aftermarket tires and rims. Despite having a pickup bed and a massive engine, douche trucks are rarely used to haul anything but the driver and his idiot friends. The driver would not dare scratch his truck by hauling a load of wood in the back, despite the fact that the bed is Rhino-Lined to prevent dents and scratches.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.

Man, did you see that douche truck on the freeway? He almost ran us off the road when he switched lanes!

Douche Truck by Prometheus Jones March 31, 2009

Douche Taggery 

Tagging someone in an event they are not playing at, a part of, or have ever been to. Tagging someone in a picture/image that is completely unrelated to their known interests. Douche Tagging someone to further your purpose by affiliating someone else with your event/picture to get more likes/interest. Another Version/Lowest form of Tag Spam: Douche Tag/Taggery.

This promoter is tagging every known DJ on this flyer , his level of Douche Taggery rises with every event.

Douche Taggery by Professional Kid September 6, 2013

Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

Douche Torch by redtenor October 23, 2011