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I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
mugGet the I'm calling the policemug.

rate calls

a rate call is when you call someone and give them either your name(s) or your friend(s) name(s) and they have to rate the persons looks, body and personality.
Regina:"I'm bored. Ooh let's do rate calls!"
Lizzy: "Yes! Let's call Justin."
Regina: "Rate call! You have Lizzy and Regina!"
Justin: "Lizzy, 9 for looks, 7 for body 10 for personality. And for Regina, tens across the board!
by EpisodeLove June 5, 2017
mugGet the rate callsmug.
its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
mugGet the I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your gravemug.

Ball Call

"Jake did a ball call the other day and it was super aggressive."
by BallSac Gang February 3, 2021
mugGet the Ball Callmug.
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mugGet the Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stallmug.

Call Of Duty

A place where you can find 12 year olds raging at their xbox because they think your hacking
12 year old: YOUR FREAKING HACKING ON CALL OF DUTY LOSER
person:nah man just my aim
12 Year Old: NO THATS NOT IT F**K YOU
by Jessestaff January 25, 2018
mugGet the Call Of Dutymug.

Booty call

ERICC👎 Booty call
by Chloie1234 August 12, 2019
mugGet the Booty callmug.

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