Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.

by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018

Marinating the beef

The process of lubricating one's genitals (most commonly the penis).

I couldn't put it in, so I tried Marinating the beef and voilá! it finally slid in.

by afaraci12099 November 20, 2016

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

Wagyu beef

When you have beef with someone that’s go great, rich, and fat and cannot be described as any lesser beef.

Yo you and Jeff have been now?

Nah it’s not just a regular beef, it’s wagyu beef

by na-meme42 April 20, 2024

Chipped Beef

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth

Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.

by Mister first class April 1, 2021

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016