why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 04, 2022

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Exhibit 5

When someone presents evidence contradicting what you just denied.

Prosecutor: "do you think Pelosi is a traitor?"
MTG: "I'm not answering the question. ...I never said that."

Prosecutor: "bring up exhibit 5"
MGT: "OH! 😳 Wait, hang on..."

by RollingFuckBale April 23, 2022

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Gimmie 5

You could be left waiting anywhere from 1 minute - forever. People are so lenient with the usage of "gimmie 5" it hurts.

"Yo bro wanna go to the bar"
"Gimmie 5"

"hey man you wanna play a game"
"Gimmie 5"

by Poro shen March 26, 2021

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2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”

Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949

by Jodie2025 April 23, 2019

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