John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey

"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night

by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Snow fart

When a man cums in another man’s ass and he farts

‘Don’t cum yet I’m gonna fart otherwise it’ll turn into a snow fart’

by Yerma12 October 15, 2022

Salute to the Snow God

Placing your windshield wipers up off of the windshield in preparation for a snow storm expected to make your vehicle difficult to wipe down. Having the wipers up prevents them from being iced in places and streamlines the process of scraping your car.

When Alice got home for the night, she checked the weather to see if she should perform a Salute to the Snow God to make scraping her car easier in the morning.

Or

Walking down the street in a snow storm in January, Peter all of the cars parker along the street with their wipers up in a Salute to the Snow God.

by Just for this one definition April 16, 2021

Snow Dojo

(1) A racially mixed person whose parents or ancestors were white and Far East Asian especially (Chinese Central Asian Hawaiian or Filipino) who look fully white or can pass as a white person "Snow" Being reference to the person's very pale skin and European features "Dojo" being reference to their East Asian DNA trying to fight off there European DNA genes and failing.

(2) A white person who learns

Far East Asians fighting's techniques predominantly kung fu and karate

(3) A white male in the military who is stationed in a Far East Asian country like (Indonesia Singapore the Philippines etc.) Who falls in love with a Asian woman and brings her to America

I saw Devon Aoki's in 2 Fast 2 Furious and she look nothing like her Asian father she's a Snow Dojo

The Karate Kid was a classic snow Dojo movie

The reason why Asian women automotives likely persons to marry outside of their race is because of the snow Dojo in the military who fall in love with them

by EmJayee October 2, 2017

Snow bunny

Past tense of the phrase snow bunnied

Opposite of blackface
Process when person(s) of color attempt/proceed to portray a caricature of a white/Caucasian individual.

“The heavy amounts of white paint on their skin caused them to become a snow bunny”

by CONEYBALONEY August 1, 2023

Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023