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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
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Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
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Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.
Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"
by Eltuno August 19, 2019
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Straight

A person who acts gay in front of their friends and yet tells he's 'straight'.
"Are you gay?"
"Oh I'm straight 100%"
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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straight

straight means to be physically gay or part of the LGBTQ brev # @fw.aal1yah
by delaysha February 25, 2022
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straight

by hahhahahaimnotokay678 November 4, 2020
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Straight Dog

When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.
dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???
by Lord Panda November 28, 2019
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