when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik

okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality

that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality

metro sexuality by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009

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sexually ambidextrous

Bisexual. Someone who goes both ways.

That girl Katie likes girls and guys. She's totally sexually ambidextrous.

sexually ambidextrous by ReginaPhalange2 April 8, 2009

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Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)

When a person catches a cold or flu virus after a sexual encounter with another person infected with the virus.

Tim: How come you're coughing so much?
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.

Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!

Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF) by lkitten February 27, 2010

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sexually sophisticated

Having extensive experience and confidence in the realm of sexual activity and a diverse background in the pleasures of the flesh that leads to understanding, acceptance and the pleasurable application of those things that gets oneself and others off, regardless of taboos or 'standard practices'.

"She considered him sexually sophisticated because not only did he accept and enjoy her specific kinks, but he went at them with gusto and then introduced her to even more interesting ways to get off that were right in line with what she liked."

sexually sophisticated by simply scott April 7, 2010

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