crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.

You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.

by Niyah_lovelyae23 May 10, 2018

It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

Mouth poo

Vomit

Please excuse me, I am forced to mouth poo

by njb45 April 10, 2021

Alabama Uki Mouth

A sexual act where your partner puts in a large pinch of dip and during sex, spits dip spit into your mouth

Dale wanted sex last night and I didn’t realize he had dip in and gave me an Alabama Uki mouth. It was so gross

by Obama’s left nut November 11, 2021

Dumpster Mouth

The way your mouth taste in the morning after a heavy night of drinking

When I woke up this morning I had a terrible case of dumpster mouth. I can't wait to brush my teeth.

by TMS515 February 8, 2017