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Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.
Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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Real One

1. A person who is authentic when learning a language.
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).
Jiwon is a real one, she’s learning French to actually move to Paris next year. Even her phone is in French.
by realonesonlybabbel September 2, 2025
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Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.
My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
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Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.
Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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reals

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.
by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025
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