HorseshoePond

A Word Used To Make Someone Miss or Mess Something Up. To Be Used Before Someone Shoots A Shot In Basket Ball.
Random Word To Make People Stare

John Is about to shoot The 8 Ball In a Game of Pool.
Tom Says, "HorseshoePond"
John Misses.

by Drock5252 February 2, 2009

Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

horsitude

horse sense; common sense.

The boy is brilliant in studies but lacks horsitude.

by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010

Horsebomb

When you kill a horse and empty all of it's guts out then fill it with bombs and poo. Then you replace the hooves with wheels and push it into the middle of a priceless museum showroom.

After this, you detonate the bomb and damage everything in the room and cover the people with a mixture of horse skin and poo.

Guy 1: Noo wayy you need to come see this!

Guy 2: Come see what?

Guy 1: This total nutcase just Horsebombed a The modern art museum.

Guy 2: Modern art is a load of crap anyway.

by The Horsebomber April 8, 2011

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

horse tummy

The stomach ache a woman gets after swallowing too much cum.horses are known for having very bad stomach aches. Horses also cum a lot.

As in "I can't go out tonight I got horse tummy again"

by Eunikitty May 27, 2014