Horsebomb

When you kill a horse and empty all of it's guts out then fill it with bombs and poo. Then you replace the hooves with wheels and push it into the middle of a priceless museum showroom.

After this, you detonate the bomb and damage everything in the room and cover the people with a mixture of horse skin and poo.

Guy 1: Noo wayy you need to come see this!

Guy 2: Come see what?

Guy 1: This total nutcase just Horsebombed a The modern art museum.

Guy 2: Modern art is a load of crap anyway.

by The Horsebomber April 8, 2011

horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

horsebox

Calling someone "Horsebox" is like saying "mate".

"Well Horsebox, whats the craic?" Irish country slang word mostly used around Cavan and the midlands

by Dagboy July 21, 2005

horsegobble

1. A word or phrase that means nothing or whose meaning is difficult to understand; Nonsense, poppycock, ballyhoo.

2. Hyperbole; a word or phrase that is meant as an exaggeration of the truth.

Don't listen to that horsegobble, it's not even close to the truth.

by zebulondak March 8, 2017

horseboxoffice

Suited salesmen in a call centre, baying for attention . A group of egos driven by target charts, fuelled by testosterone, booze and self doubt, who encourage each other to sell an unrealistic lifestyle dream.

Uninspiring office space, high ratio of male work colleagues, all big dicks, making an irritating and shallow 9-5

Job ad is lying mate, its just another "horseboxoffice"

by Tragic Perkins December 7, 2019

Horsebox

One of the lads, a sound man

How ya now horsebox

by 987123654 February 2, 2021

horseboxed

horseboxed - extremely intoxicated

"Lad went out last night and got completely horseboxed!"

by Hi5Ace October 21, 2011