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5 foot fakeout

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Similar to the '50 yard fakeout,' where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
I thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was Definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embarassing, I turned away reaaaal quick

I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
by K.Lau May 28, 2010
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Philly Fakeout

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When you are doing a woman doggy and you pull out before you ejaculate and spit on her back so she thinks that you have ejaculated on her back. she will turn around and then you bust your nut in that bitch's eye. Very Nice
You: *SPIT*
Recipent: You Done?
You: SUPRISE BIATCH *SPLAT*
Recipent: Ow my eye
Later that night...
I Hit that Bitch with a Philly Fakeout
by understate December 28, 2005
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Tumblr Fakemous

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Tumblr Fakemous people are those who promise to make other Tumblr users "famous" through some sort of deceptive promotion. This promotion serves only to make THEM famous, not the other users. The fame they achieve has nothing to do with their blog quality, who they are, their appearance, or anything else. They achieve massive Follower numbers only by promising to make other Tumblr members famous, getting them to Reblog fake Promos and using viral schemes to rack up massive followers.
It is EASY to tell who is Tumblr Fakemous. Anyone who posts a Promo that says "REBLOG" or "Click Yes" or "No Likes - reblogs only". If it says these things, it is a FAKE SCAM run by a Tumblr Fakemous person.
Here are two Tumblr Fakemous examples I have seen recently (there are many every day):

naturallybrunete: "Wanna Be Famous? Reblog This, click the image and click YES!"

(does nothing whatsoever except give the fakemous person another Follower... and you reblogged it so they can get a thousand MORE followers... you damn sucker hahaha)

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int0xication: "Want Me (tumblr famous person) To Follow You and make you famous? Click Here and Click Yes!"

(okay so he just got another Follower, oh and just because you WANT him to Follow you and make you famous, doesn't mean he'll do it - joke's on you sucker! hahaha)
by fakes_are_failures August 9, 2012
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Fakery

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Fakery=Shit That Aint Tight(person who committed the act-their respectability)
see also; FakeryTheta=degree of fakage
Michael faked on giving me some money. Fakery=Not giving me money(Michael-small degree of respectability)
by Jskull/NB April 22, 2009
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fakebooking

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Adding friends to facebook who you don't socialize with, don't know anything about or maybe haven't ever met.

This is the common behaviour of people who think that Facebook is THE place to make new friends.

If you are not a fakebooker, you'll only add friends you have met, socialized with or/and talked to IRL or somewhere else.
By acting like this you will not be considered a n00b and your awesomeness will stay on a high level.
Dude1: Hey, man! I saw this really awesome girl walking by my house today! My neighbour knew her name and I totally added her on facebook!!!
Dude2: Wtf man, c'mon get some guts and go out and talk to her instead of fakebooking, you lifeless piece of shit.
by Valttee July 3, 2008
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faker

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someone who says there gonna hangout with you or go somewhere with you and always bails out in the last second
will:man we are so going to that party this weekend!
auston:ya man the shits gonna be awesome
weekend comes....
auston:hey man where you at ?
will:sorry im doing other stuff

auston:faker
by im/tired/of/fakers June 27, 2009
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Fakebook Friends

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People who you are only friends with on Facebook. Most likely you met them once or haven"t seen them and years. Most likely you would avoid or not even recognize these people on the street
I'm fakebook friends with that smelly girl who sat behind

me in homeroom
by bridgers February 3, 2010
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