Food baby

We you eat so much you fell pregnant.

Thankgiving gave my whole family each a food baby.

by 💸HOLTSQUAD💸 May 29, 2016

Whiss baby

When mother and father rip fat whiss tokes while pregnant the baby has no choice but to be born a whiss baby

Usually a baby from a teen at frances Kelsey

Oops I dropped my whiss baby’

“Yeah his poor kids a a fuckin whiss baby “

by Riley macfar November 16, 2017

Baby Glow

The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.

That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.

by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006

Baby Olympics

When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".

Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.

by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011

cage baby

a baby born into an orphanage kept in a cage

miguel youre a cage baby

by homedog1345 May 4, 2020

the baby nicks

When a black nigga eatin a baby's ass out and fucking twin

The baby nicks ate Carla ass.

by Nndnndmdmddm September 12, 2017

Pit Baby

Someone that lacks even the slightest intimation of decency or appropriate behavior, as if they were dumped in a deep pit upon birth and spent their whole life without any structure, education, or decent role models. Hence why they act like a complete dipshit neanderthal that lives each day on pure instinct.

My date ended poorly when the man got drunk, dove head first into the table, and then began humping a street lamp like a god damn pit baby.

by Ray Castle December 17, 2018