Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.

Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...

by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Butt wagoon

A ridiculous sized booty.

When the booty has a caravan of cheeks.

OMG shorty got a butt wagoon.
The women in these apartments have butt wagoons.

by Jessethatrackstar January 17, 2023

Jace Wagner

A racist human being who is known to be the worst player in Rainbow Six Siege. Often, he gets a lot of kills, but they are almost always all empty frags.

“Oh my god, he’s starting to become a Jace Wagner, he doesn’t help the team at all!”

by Nukeul March 31, 2023