Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

Egg rupted stfu

by unfunny sus March 29, 2022

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

Fried egg

A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)

1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG

by Midnightfox634 May 21, 2019