brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019

Dime Tree

Tree that grows dimes

Person one: Look it's an apple tree by the dime tree

by Peter Snider April 29, 2022

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.

I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Tree

A plant with leaves and a trunk

Hey, look, a tree

by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

by anonymous June 8, 2022

tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024