rule 9004 

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

rule 9004 by perryEB January 27, 2011

Rule 4 

Only 2 guys to a fight

Brad Pitt: Rule 4; Only 2 guys to a fight.

Rule 4 by thechikinman July 9, 2020

rule #623 

you hoes are nothing compared to me

use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you

rule #623 by saucyleo April 27, 2023

pwning rubes

Pwning Rubes

n.

1.To pwn rubes is to pwn (and/or) own the noob named rubes.
2.Slang, a phrase commonly used on Xbox Live and online PC games.

Joe : hahaha i am pwning rubes.

Joe 2: STFU, i am not a ruben pwn.

pwning rubes by Jack Blackwell July 3, 2006

Basic Rule of Rock 

Any time you hear the word "rock" in a rock song, change it to "fuck" for the true meaning of the line/song.

Some prime examples for the Basic Rule of Rock:
"Rock" You Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions
"Rock" and Roll All Night by Kiss

Basic Rule of Rock by Arch D. April 27, 2011

Supreme Ruler

Watch out, he's always behind you. He's everywhere and nowhere at the same time. He'll teleport away before you even know he was there, so don't even try to catch him. If you dare backsass him, he'll banhammer you so hard you won't even know what hit you. So watch out, or you'll get a taste of the holy hand grenade of antioch.

guy: hahaha! you're a poopie!

Guy2: woah! watch out man, that's the supreme ruler you're talking to there!

Supreme Ruler: Banhammer.

guy: what happened?

Supreme Ruler by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

Late Night Rule 

any internet conversations after 11pm can be ignored and do not count if brought up at a later date

"Do you not remember what i told you last night?"
"it was after 11pm so it doesn't count"
"What sort of crap rule is that?"
"You have never heard of the Late Night Rule?"

Late Night Rule by The Internets-1854 October 9, 2008