monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

by russian cat. June 18, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitt September 17, 2021

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

the rapey monster

Super duper scary monster that can and WILL touch you in your special place

Shit, the rapey monster got me again…

by Deadskull101 December 5, 2023

crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore

I have created a crock monster

by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017

Monzer Monster

A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.

"Wow that guy is huge, he must be MONZER MONSTER."

by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021