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One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
by Lilparkczar January 7, 2008
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I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA May 1, 2018
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i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something
If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.
by Prickcycle May 10, 2018
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a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it
Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".
by druman930 July 12, 2011
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little shirt big pants girl

A new breed of “indie” or “alt” girl. They can often be found wearing a small, tight fit top (usually cropped) and rather large pants such as jeans. This type of girl will wear heavy, long pants even if it is 85*F outside.
When I went to NYC this weekend, I saw a group of little shirt big pants girls shopping at a thrift store.
by that ginger girl June 29, 2020
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A blink-182 album that includes songs like the rock show, first date, and many other great songs. The real meaning of it was take off your pants and jack-it(as in jacking-off)
guy1- Dude have you heard take off your pants and jacket
guy2- Yah, I love to take off my pants and jack-it, to your mom
by JOE23456789 November 24, 2005
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Glance pants penis wenis

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy
by Adamitsmelook November 24, 2019
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