Golden Netipot

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers

"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"

by Sstephan August 16, 2019

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golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017

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Golden Rule

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.

Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.

by What name hasn’t been used September 23, 2023

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golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

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When you take the mouth of your partner stretch it open and shove a baseball bat down her throat. You're doing this all while your friend is giving you love bumps from the back.

This is when things get a little spicy you had previously eaten some hot peppers and when you shit you have your buddy matt spoon feed it to you finally you finish your manly duties and go to bed. Its ok you'll shower in the morning.

While brushing my teeth i was thinking about how good a golden odin would be.

by Christan writes June 19, 2025

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A Golden Companion

A golden companion is a friend so incredibly close to you that at first you see them as pseudo-siblings, and then as time goes on, even more than that, to the point where they aren't a pseudo-sibling, but a golden companion. These people are the closest of the closest to you and will stay with you until the end of time. A Golden Companion is never a romantic one, a Golden Companion that is romantic is called a Rose-Golden Companion.

I've known her for years, she's A Golden Companion and I'll never stop being her friend I love her so much.

by GoldenFlare August 12, 2022

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